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[fusrodaaaah]

Right
Right they aren't the best

They just ask about alcohol and sweetrolls

Who else would we tell??

[droptheious]

See? Guards are the same everywhere! Totally useless!

Um. I'm not sure. Maybe we should tell people in general? Like get a newsletter out!

[fusrodaaaah]

Okay
Okay

Right
Um
We need paper then

[droptheious]

We do! And probably a printing press of some kind? Then we can get a lot of them out at once!

[Guys, please no.]

[fusrodaaaah]

A what press?

[droptheious]

A printing press! It's a machine that lets you make copies of things you've written down. So instead of, say, writing the same page a hundred times, you only write it the once. Then you put it in a printing press and it can make a hundred copies from that!

You basically press a fresh piece of paper to the text you've written and boom- a perfect copy!

[fusrodaaaah]

That

Sounds so useful. Do we have those here??

[droptheious]

We don't! But I could make one super easy!!

[fusrodaaaah]

Yes!!

Let's do that - we should do that

[droptheious]

GREAT! We're gonna do it!!

[He will not do this. His anxiety-frazzled brain will forget all about it, but for a brief, shining moment, they nearly told everyone a pointless fact they didn't need to know!!]

[fusrodaaaah]

Okay! Okay, we'll do it!

[In that moment they were heroes.]